It’s time for another dose of laughter as we start the month. Here is a collection of call center jokes and bloopers for your reading pleasure.
A segment in the Conan O’Brien show featuring Andy calling into their help desk to remove all the pop up windows in his computer.
Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about."
Caller: “On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: “I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.”
Air Traffic Control
This is a funny one. An emergency call to Air Traffic Control making the pilot wonder if he was connected to a wrong number. Can you imagine if you were on this plane?
Finger Call Center
Nothing beats working in a call center that focuses on the fun factor. A funny one at that, the Finger Call Center at its best.
CSR: "The computer has a hard disk, CD ROM drive and 4 USB sluts."
Customer: "Sluts? Are you sure (giggling) I’m going to get 4 sluts along with the computer?"
CSR: "Yes, absolutely sir!"
Customer: "Well, in that case, I’d like to order that computer then!"
Recruiter: "Why do you want to work in a call center?"
Applicant: "I’m a work alcoholic."
Applicant: "I’m the eldest and the only child in our family."
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