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Jul21
What not to say in your job interview
laughing employeeYesterday I answered some of the easy interview questions that you might get asked when applying for a call center job. Today, I'm going to answer some of the hard ones. I don't know how to answer them seriously, but you still might learn something from them.
  1. Why are you interested in joining a call center?
    Answer: Because I need the money. Because I like to talk. Because talking on the phone is easier than digging ditches. Because I positively enjoy sitting in a chair for hours on end, wearing a headset.
  2. How many years will you dedicate to the industry?
    Answer: I expect to die here. Right here, in this rolling chair. I will never leave, no matter how much anyone else pays me. I will never want to do anything that doesn't involve wearing a headset. If I get married and have children, I will bring them all to work. Including my spouse.
  3. What can you contribute to the company, knowing the basics of being a call center agent?
    Answer: I can contribute all the basics of being a great call center agent. Why do you ask?
  4. What is excellent customer service?
    Answer: Whatever you say it is. I expect you to train me. I want to learn to have ownership, urgency, puntuality, alertness, speed, compassion, and intelligence. You can increase my intelligence, can't you?
  5. Relate a situation where you experienced excellent customer service?
    Answer: What a coincidence: it was a time when I called this very call center. When I spoke with one of your own agents. You probably trained that excellent agent personally, didn't you?
  6. What motivates you to succeed and excel?
    Answer: Money. Lots of money. Are you going to give me lots of money when you hire me? Oh, and respect, of course. Your managers will surely respect me. And I know the customers on the phone always will.
  7. What are your strengths and weaknesses?
    Answer: My strengths include patience, good speaking skills, intelligence, and of course, humility. My weaknesses? None, except I work too hard and weep for the the problems of my customers on the phone. Is this interview being recorded?
  8. What is your greatest accomplishment?
    Answer: Because of national security concerns, I'm not allowed to give details, but it did involve talking on the phone and wearing a headset. And it changed the world.

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Is this interview being recorded, indeed! From what I've heard from the trainer, I wish some of them would be. It would be fun!

I heard one girl who called in to our Customer Service line to apply for a job. She had a voice that could grate concrete. If she ever got hired for any reason, I would need earplugs. Ewww.

How many years will you dedicate to the industry? Answer: I expect to die here. Right here, in this rolling chair.
Now that's just hilarious!

how can i gain confidence while on the phone?

your such an ignorant!!!so selfishness its better to talk to a child than to talk to a person that he only knows is "MAGMAYABANG"!!!
ungas ka !!!!!you dont deserve anything!!!!

yeah i agree >........ youve been talking to much wala sa gawa >.......... YOU DONT DESERVE ANY JOBS >....... ANGAS

im not satisfied with the answers you posted..u sounded like an arrogant.. ur jzt concerned bout the money you might get..

this is crap!!

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