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Aug28
Call Center Bloopers: Filipino Style

Thanks to Joether, he has dedicated a portion of his blog, referred to as “Call Center Arena” to links and blogs to the call center industry.  One link pointed to a list of bloopers from a technical support agent (while a team mate was barging into his calls).

Take note that they may not be funny if you’re not Filipino.  Some are in Tagalog, so we might have to do some translation along the way.  So, I’d like to dedicate this post to fellow colleagues in the .  Here are some that I could either relate to:

TSR: “It's C as in CAT.”
Customer: “What?”
TSR: "C as in CAT. C-A-T...meow meow..."

TSR: “Ok, sir. Do you have a PEN and a PENCIL ready?”
Customer: “What?!!”
TSR: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir.  Do you have a PEN and a BALLPEN ready?
(applause)

CSR: “I was hoping you can take this survey with me. Would you have the time to do that, sir?”
Customer: “How long is this gonna to take?”
CS: “Mmm.. MGA three minutes....”
*slip of the vernacular*

TSR: “Alright, we're going to perform a checkdisk. That is for us to see if your hard drive has errors in it. Please type in C-H-K-D-S-K...”
Customer: “What is that again?”
TSR: "C-H-K-D-S-K...that is... C as in Charlie...H as in Harley...K as in Karley...D as in Darley...S as in Sarley...and K as in Karly."

Why not submit your bloopers?  It's a nice idea to compile and dedicate jokes in your area of the world!



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Ei, that was nice. Thank you for having to include me and my blog unto you post... Your blog is one of my regulars now. Can't wait to see you next post.

C-H-K-D-S-K...that is... C as in Charlie...H as in Harley...K as in Karley...D as in Darley...S as in Sarley...and K as in Karly.......

LOL...

What does PCMCIA Stand for? (the slot in your laptop? ...People Can't Memorize Complex Industry Acronyms"

LOL - this reminds me of another story regarding acronyms. I commend those agents that can indeed memorize all of them, seriously. Thanks for dropping by!

Nice post, it's funny. Guess, I'll be coming back here more often .

Bloghopping!!

TSR : wer are u from sir.
Cust : I'm from "Turkey"
TSR : Oh you're a "Turkey"
from : mplove75

TSR : Please respond after the "BEEF"
( suppose to be after the "BEEP" )
from : mplove75

TSR : So who do you " BANG" with sir.
Cust : Excuse me.
TSR : I mean which bank do you "Bank" with.
from : mplove75@yahoo.com

TSR:Sir, did you understand?
CU:what?
TSR:Are you following me?
CU:Why, are we on a hike?

TSR : Sir may I please have a couple of minutes of your time.
Cust : "Heavy breathing", "panting", "Ahaa Ahaa" - Not now son im in the middle of doing somethin, give me 10 minutes.
TSR : sure sir i'll stay on the line.
Tsr : "oh dear" (cust did not hang up the phone, TSR listening in to cust. havin sex)...

TSR : May I please have your name sir.
Cust : (foreigner) Ta-E-Ko.
TSR : "Caught by surprised" Laffin hehehe
Cust : Hey you!!! Are you laffing at my name.
TSR : No, Mr. Ta-E-Ko. (Hehehehe)
from : Daddy Mike : mplove75@yahoo.com

TSR : Gud day Sir.
Cust : "Furious" Why are you calling me. Stop calling me, blah blah blah blah etc. (cust wouldn't stop)
TSR : Sir stop, my nose is bleeding, help help.
Cust : (cust calms down) Oh dear. Oh my.
TSR : Anyway the reason for my call is........

Cust: Habla, Espanol?
CSR: Pardon?
Cust: Habla, Espanol?
CSR: Oh, let me transfer your call to a SPINISH SPAKING AGENT... (Spanish Speaking!)

csr: may i pls have your first name sir?
cu: robert
csr: ok let me verify that for you

call center bloopers.

csr: can i get your name starting with an area code?

customer: say what?

csr: maam, i need your name starting with an area code please.

csr: can i have your name maam?

customer: my name is joanne

csr: oh what a beautiful name. how do you spell your name?

csr: thank you for calling Maria, my name is verizon! (rep mixed up her name and the company she is representing)

csr: do you have a work phone number?
cust: no, i'm already a retard, er, retired.

TSR: Sir can you press the letter "P" on the keyboard please?

Cust: You say what now?

TSR: The letter "P" Mr. Customer!

Cust: I can't understand your what you're saying!

TSR: Sir! "P" on the keyboard!

(aggrevated and shouting)

Cust: What the hell! You want me to "PEE" on my keyboard? I can't do that!!! FOCL

CSR: Thank you for calling, can I have your mobile number please?

Cust: 999-999-9999

CSR: Okay! Let me pull up your acct, just a sec.

Cust: Oh dear, your second is over!

CSR: (on mute) excited ka? gusto mo palit tayo oh? ikaw mag pull up? ako tatawag? hahaha!

Great Job
interesting topic , I would like to read more on this topic and Bpo Services .

csr:mam just to verify,what state are you in??
cust:oh....im in the state of confusion....
(whaaaatttt...hehehe)

galing talaga!!!ehehe,,

oh my God...this is totally freakin' and hilariously funny! i just can't stop laughing man!

oh my God...this is totally freakin' and hilariously funny! i just can't stop laughing man!

these bloopers are really funny. go call center agents hehehehehehe

csr : ( first call ever! talking to an irate cust ) sir, i cannot hardly hear you. sorry for the inconvenience, let me verify your unitials again...is tha G as in Jesus and Q as in cucumber?
cust: are you fooling me???????

stop drinking coffee para di mgka nervous breakdown hahahaha!

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