Devoted to the call center industry, the agents on the phones, and their managers

Gary emailed me how he would have judged the entries.  Remember, this is NOT from me!

I thought they were funny, so here you go:

#7 is great -
I've always wanted to pull that one - make them wait just like they make you wait.  If I could talk with a Bombay accent, I'd do that too.  I love going to car dealerships and making an offer, then when the salesman returns after going to the back room to 'ask his boss', I walk outside for 10 minutes to 'get some fresh air'
 
#6 is a sad
It shows the current state of affairs in our country.  Unfortunately this was probably the only time the bank responded to any statement within one full moon of the actual request.
 
#5 - Whats so funny?
That was me calling
If they employ Chinese in Canada to reduce prices forthe management in the U.S. and avoid the stigma of India, then they deserve the callers they get. Eh!
 

#4 - Poor management.
Any lady this smart should not be answering phones, she should be writing speeches for John Kerry - 'I answered the phone, before I decided I wasn't going to answer the phone'
 
#3 - Figure it out buddy.
She obviously is a government employee.  They have been taxing $200 for every $10 worth of services they give back for years.  I bet you one of her $10 payments that she used that $200 charge to go see a NASCAR race.
 
#2 - No Kidding
This same lady swears at the cop and looks demurely at the judge.  She curses her neighbor and puts money in the plate for the pastor.  She has her husband tell her what movies are playing, then when she doesn't hear a good one, she grabs the paper herself to read the list.  She lovingly holds the handicapped child for a Photo-op, then shoves the same kid in a corner when the cameras are gone.  Her name is Hillary Clinton and shes running for president.
 
#1 - Rookie
Once again the call center operator didn't ask the right question or give the right response.  'Yes, these are documentaries, and the film is a little grainy since cameras weren't as good in Jesus' time.  But they do come 2 for one if you buy the home movie set of Columbus' voyage.